If you've ever seen A Beautiful Mind, imagine Russell Crowe's character staring at walls covered in mathematical formulas. Now replace the formulas with Mets box scores, Bugs Bunny episodes, Bruce Springsteen lyrics, Seinfeld quotes, Curb Your Enthusiasm social disasters, Leave It to Beaver reruns, and random facts like realizing the actress who played Aunt Harriet on Batman also lived next door to Beaver Cleaver, and you've got a pretty accurate picture of how my brain works